Greg's Blog

Which Animals Can Successfully Pretend to Be a Human in a Trench Coat?
Today, we will be taking a brief departure from our usual observations because I am finally ready to reveal a chart that I have spent years developing. Years. Some have... Read more...
Take Your Teddy Bear on an Adventure or I Will
Before anyone becomes unnecessarily emotional, I would like to clarify that I have never kidnapped anybody. I have teddy-napped several individuals, but that is an entirely different matter. Firstly, they... Read more...
🔋 What's Your Human Battery At?
Greg needs to know something, human creature. How much battery have you actually got left?   🔋 75–100% “Suspiciously functional.” You might be okay to keep going — but you... Read more...