The Human Battery Manual π | Greg's Field Guide for Tired Humans
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The Human Battery Manual π | Greg's Field Guide for Tired Humans
You were never behind.
You were carrying too much.
$9.99
This is for the moment
you realise pushing through isnβt working.
Read in under 5 minutes. Keep for hard days
Apparently humans have batteries.
More concerningly, many humans appear to believe these batteries can be operated indefinitely without charging.
Greg has concerns.
So he created The Human Battery Manual β a field guide for tired, overwhelmed and questionably functioning human creatures who may need help determining whether they should become more productive... or perhaps eat something and lie down.
Inside the manual you'll find:
π A Human Battery Inspection
πͺ¨ Greg's Professional Assessments
π 10 observations on baffling human behaviour
β οΈ Emergency Recharge Protocols from 100% down to 5%
π Practical reminders for food, water, rest and lowering expectations
π» Assistance determining whether you have become Bear Adjacent
19 pages Β· Digital PDF Β· Instant download
No productivity systems.
No becoming your βbest selfβ before breakfast.
No judgement.
Just Greg quietly observing the situation and occasionally confiscating your decision-making privileges.
Further investigation required.
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