Greg the Geode is more than just a geode.

To me, Greg is the little voice that shows up when my battery is running low.

Not to shame me.

Not to tell me I'm lazy.

Just to quietly remind me that I'm still a human.

Sometimes that reminder sounds like:

"Day three of no shower...

Greg thinks perhaps it's time to stop bed-rotting and go stand in the sunshine."

Do I always listen?

No.

Does Greg stop showing up?

Also no.

Greg has observed that humans are wonderfully stubborn creatures.

He'll patiently sit on his little rock, clipboard in hand, waiting until you're ready.

Greg doesn't expect perfection.

He just hopes you'll be a little kinder to yourself than you were yesterday.

After all...

Humans have existed for a very long time.

They're still gloriously chaotic.

Greg finds this endlessly fascinating.