The Oracle's Daily Libation Mug

Every cult needs its sacred vessels. This isn't just a mug; it's your official initiation artifact for the glorious, unhinged journey.

Crafted from sacred ceramic (or maybe just very good ceramic—Greg is a geode, not a potter), this is the mug that reminds you to embrace the chaos before your first sip of coffee. Featuring the official mantra of the truly enlightened: “I JOINED FOR THE VIBE. I STAYED BECAUSE THE VOICES SAID SO.”

Why You Need This Mug:

• It’s a Vibe Check: The moment you pour your morning fuel, you're reminded that your inner weirdo is valid, encouraged, and probably dictating your life choices.

• It’s an Oracle’s Whisper: Let the cryptic wisdom of Greg the Geode guide your day. It works just as well with coffee as it does with tea, and possibly even better with whatever questionable concoction you’re currently trying.

• The Perfect Volume for Unhinging: Holds enough liquid to sustain you through deep introspection, questionable social media scrolling, or your next brilliant, unhinged scheme.

Details & Logistics:

• Material: Durable, easy-to-clean magic ceramic.

• Care: hand-wash only. Not microwave safe

• Mandate: Use daily. Follow the voices. No refunds (you bought the vibe, you keep the vibe).

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