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Procrastinating My Existential Crisis T-Shirt | Funny Anxiety Y2K Tee
$44.75
✨ PROCRASTINATING MY EXISTENTIAL CRISIS Y2K TEE ✨
Finally, a shirt that understands your entire daily routine! This classic unisex tee features the highly relatable phrase, "PROCRASTINATING MY EXISTENTIAL CRISIS," rendered in a vibrant, chunky bubble font straight out of a 2000s music video or a 90s sticker book.
It's the perfect blend of dark self-deprecating humor and nostalgic, cheerful aesthetics.
Why You Need This Vibe:
High-Impact Humor: A guaranteed laugh-getter and a perfect way to signal to others that you are, in fact, not doing great—but you look great doing it.
Ultimate Relatability: The unofficial uniform for overthinkers, deadline dodgers, and anyone who prefers scrolling over soul-searching.
Throwback Aesthetic: The Y2K bubble lettering is trendy, fun, and adds a playful contrast to the heavy subject matter.
Supreme Comfort: Made from soft, breathable cotton, this tee is comfortable enough to wear while actively avoiding all major life decisions.
Wear it to: College classes, coffee runs, your therapist appointment, or while sitting on the couch scrolling through memes.
Product Details (Customize with your specs):
Design: Y2K Bubble Text Print.
Fit: Unisex, runs true to size. (A comfortable, relaxed fit.)
Material: Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Ash Grey is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Heather Colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
Don't worry about the meaning of life right now. Just hit 'Add to Cart' and look fabulous while avoiding the deep questions!
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |