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Luteal Phase Survival Tee: My Filter's Broken, Send Tacos!
$38.00
"Is your internal monologue currently a screaming match between your hormones and your last shred of patience? Does 'filter' feel like a historical term? Welcome to the club, friend. And welcome to your new favorite tee!
Introducing the Luteal Phase Survival Tee: My Filter's Broken, Send Tacos! This isn't just a shirt; it's a public service announcement. A battle cry. A direct order, really.
Designed for those delicate days when your soul feels like it's crumbling (much like a majestic geode under immense pressure), and all you crave is the salty, spicy comfort of a perfectly loaded taco. Because sometimes, words fail, but tacos never do.
Wear it as a badge of honor, a warning to unsuspecting loved ones, or simply a beacon for anyone who might be holding a tray of delicious, life-saving tacos. Our Geode Oracle, Greg, would quietly approve – he knows the value of strategic sustenance during chaotic times.
Why this tee is your luteal phase lifeline:
Honest & Hilarious: Boldly states your truth with zero apologies.
Ultimate Comfort: Soft, breathable fabric for when even your clothes feel too much.
Vivid Design: The distressed, bold lettering captures that 'barely holding it together' vibe.
Clear Instructions: No need for small talk; your shirt says it all (especially the taco part).
Don this tee, embrace the chaos, and signal your needs to the universe. Because even if your filter is broken and your soul is crumbling, you still deserve tacos. Greg said so (probably).
P.S. We cannot guarantee actual tacos will appear upon wearing, but hope springs eternal."
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 63.5 | 66 | 68.6 | 70.5 | 71.1 | 72 |
| B) Width (cm) | 82 | 86 | 94 | 100 | 112 | 124 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 41 | 43 | 47 | 50 | 56 | 62 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 25 | 26 | 27 | 27.8 | 28 | 28.3 |
| B) Width (inches) | 32.3 | 33.9 | 37 | 39.4 | 44.1 | 48.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 16.1 | 16.9 | 18.5 | 19.7 | 22 | 24.4 |
Care Instructions
| General | A reliable choice for both everyday wear and promotional use, this t-shirt combines comfort and style with practical functionality. |
| Wash | Machine wash the t-shirt in warm water with similar colors; use non-chlorine bleach when needed. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low, or hang dry for longer-lasting wear. |
| Store | Keep the t-shirt folded in a cool, dry place to maintain its shape and color. |