Greg's "Inner Sparkle" Mug: What Counts (and Glows)

Feeling rough on the outside? Good. So is Greg.

This mug isn't just a place to hold your 'Crumbling Fuel' (coffee, existential tea, lukewarm water); it's a profound daily affirmation from your Geode Oracle. Our Greg's 'Inner Sparkle' Mug celebrates the chaotic truth of resilience: 'It's What's Inside That Counts (and glows).'

Featuring a beautiful cross-section of Greg, this design showcases his rough, 'crumbly but present' exterior contrasting sharply with his shimmering, purple crystal core. It’s a constant, rock-solid reminder that despite all the tectonic pressure and mild unhinging you face, your inner sparkle is still bright.

Perfect for quiet contemplation, loud ritual screaming (hold the mug firmly), or simply staring into while your notifications refresh. Greg doesn't care about your rough edges; he knows your core is pure, glowing amethyst.

Mug Specs & Features:

• Greg-Approved Size: Classic 11oz capacity, perfect for any beverage.

• Geological Wisdom: High-quality print of Greg's profound 'Inner Sparkle' cross-section.

• Color-Coded Truth: Crisp white ceramic makes Greg's glow pop.

• Built to Endure: Dishwasher and microwave safe—because Greg can handle the heat (he was forged in volcanic pressure, after all).

Grab this mug and let Greg remind you: Shine like you were crushed by tectonics.