Operational Overview

This page holds both the feel of Greg — and the practical details some people want to know upfront.

Shipping

When you purchase something from Greg, you’re not just buying a product; you’re receiving a carefully packaged artifact of the unhinged. Our shipping is done by a dedicated cabal of logistics fanatics (or the post office, we haven't decided yet). Please allow 3-7 business days for your item to be inducted into the cult and shipped out. Once it leaves us, it's in the hands of the universe (and the carrier).

Returns

Look, when you join a cult, you don't return the ideology. You embrace it. All sales are final. Greg does not accept returns or exchanges. Every item is selected specifically to align with your newly unhinged destiny.

Refunds

Please review your order carefully—once the vibe is sealed, it's sealed. Exception: If your item arrives visibly broken or damaged by the carrier, please contact our High Priest of Customer Service within 48 hours with photographic proof and we will sort out from there with shopify to replace or give store credit.

Contact

Greg's contact page is in the process of being built.